Post by parx on Apr 11, 2005 16:28:27 GMT -5
what about glendalough in june and somewhere else in may...
typical erasmus student " oohhh, what about poor little me, i've been away on a holiday for the last year.... think of me, i must go camping with you irish people because of the hardship i've suffered...
( human being ) : What Hardship?
Erasmus student : Dont ya know? i've been on holiday for year.. dodging real life situations and instead living it up on the continent..
( human being ) : you poor creature.... jesus
erasmus student : I know, i know... so the least you could do is postpone your life until i get home from my holiday..
( human being ) : jesus, that goes without saying really.... do.. do you want my kidney... HOW ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE ENERGY YOU FUCKIN TOURIST
erasmus student : wait a minute... i have to take this call. It's the government.. they want to give me some of the tax payers money so i can have a better holiday....
( human being ) : Don't worry... i'll wait for ya... i always do.... actually, as a matter of interest... what have you learned on your holiday?
[ erasmus student finishes phone call ]
( erasmus student ) : sorry... what were you saying...
( human being ) : i said, what exactly did you learn on your holiday??
( erasmus student ) : emmm...
( human being ) : well??
( erasmus student ) : HOW CAN YOU BE SO.... SO... SPITEFUL.... i've had to endure this holiday for the last year... leave me alone
[ fade to black ]
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that was an excerpt from my play " Aesthetic Undefined "
copyright 2005
typical erasmus student " oohhh, what about poor little me, i've been away on a holiday for the last year.... think of me, i must go camping with you irish people because of the hardship i've suffered...
( human being ) : What Hardship?
Erasmus student : Dont ya know? i've been on holiday for year.. dodging real life situations and instead living it up on the continent..
( human being ) : you poor creature.... jesus
erasmus student : I know, i know... so the least you could do is postpone your life until i get home from my holiday..
( human being ) : jesus, that goes without saying really.... do.. do you want my kidney... HOW ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE ENERGY YOU FUCKIN TOURIST
erasmus student : wait a minute... i have to take this call. It's the government.. they want to give me some of the tax payers money so i can have a better holiday....
( human being ) : Don't worry... i'll wait for ya... i always do.... actually, as a matter of interest... what have you learned on your holiday?
[ erasmus student finishes phone call ]
( erasmus student ) : sorry... what were you saying...
( human being ) : i said, what exactly did you learn on your holiday??
( erasmus student ) : emmm...
( human being ) : well??
( erasmus student ) : HOW CAN YOU BE SO.... SO... SPITEFUL.... i've had to endure this holiday for the last year... leave me alone
[ fade to black ]
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that was an excerpt from my play " Aesthetic Undefined "
copyright 2005