Post by FactFiend on Mar 30, 2005 7:37:59 GMT -5
Hello again
Its me the thing that mortal men fear, and would love to kill. This time I bring you shocking facts about the one you mortals call Thomas parx...
It is a well-known fact that Thomas parx used to play in the artane boys band, what is not known is the shocking facts behind the mysterious stains on his horn...
On joining the artane boys band the young Thomas’s first outing was for the all Ireland football final. After playing the national anthem, himself and the rest of the lads were in the band dressing room when he discovered the meaning of "lets stick together" The bandleader told tom to take out his trumpet, when he did so he was told to place it in the middle of the dressing room. The oldest member of the band came forward took out his long and hairy and began to pull his nob into the young Thomas’s' trumpet, after this each subsequent member of the band came forward and pulled their flutes into Thomas’s' trumpet until a lethal cocktail of jip and piss and blood filled Thomas’s' trumpet. When the last member had shot his load into the horn. Thomas’s was then forced to drink the lethal cocktail until the trumpet was bone dry. This had a devastating effect on the young man. Chemical reactions took place and his brain metamorphosed until he had the personalities of the 45 members of the artane boy’s band. This ladies and gentlemen explains how Thomas has multiple personalities ranging from quiet and nice to being a violent prick. These are the facts people...
I shall return.
Its me the thing that mortal men fear, and would love to kill. This time I bring you shocking facts about the one you mortals call Thomas parx...
It is a well-known fact that Thomas parx used to play in the artane boys band, what is not known is the shocking facts behind the mysterious stains on his horn...
On joining the artane boys band the young Thomas’s first outing was for the all Ireland football final. After playing the national anthem, himself and the rest of the lads were in the band dressing room when he discovered the meaning of "lets stick together" The bandleader told tom to take out his trumpet, when he did so he was told to place it in the middle of the dressing room. The oldest member of the band came forward took out his long and hairy and began to pull his nob into the young Thomas’s' trumpet, after this each subsequent member of the band came forward and pulled their flutes into Thomas’s' trumpet until a lethal cocktail of jip and piss and blood filled Thomas’s' trumpet. When the last member had shot his load into the horn. Thomas’s was then forced to drink the lethal cocktail until the trumpet was bone dry. This had a devastating effect on the young man. Chemical reactions took place and his brain metamorphosed until he had the personalities of the 45 members of the artane boy’s band. This ladies and gentlemen explains how Thomas has multiple personalities ranging from quiet and nice to being a violent prick. These are the facts people...
I shall return.
