Post by anon on Aug 20, 2005 18:34:49 GMT -5
Clontarf Man in Goat Shocker
Yesterday a young clontarf man was arrested with charges of animal abuse. The man in question Richard Fox or Reichard Fuchs as he is known within the animal community was spotted in a compromising position with a goat on the outskirts of Dublin yesterday. When approached by a local farmer he aggresively defended his position by suggesting that he was merely "conducting an experiment in the shockability of goats". He is being detained in an animal free zone until gardai decide on further action to be taken against him. Adam, the goat in question is unsure whether or not to press charges. When questioned earlier today he said "Mr. Fox's actions, while terribly embarrassing for all involved seemed to be without malicious intent" Fox himself urged the public not to judge him until they spoke to Adam themselves. "He's an amazing goat, if you spoke to him once you'd understand the difficulty of not falling in love with him." A friend of Fox's, who was charged of shoplifting earlier this week, and wishes to remain anonymous said, "I'm not surprised to be honest, this goat loving element has been apparent in Richard for quite a while now, it was really only a matter of time" Shoplifting doesn't seem quite so bad now.
Yesterday a young clontarf man was arrested with charges of animal abuse. The man in question Richard Fox or Reichard Fuchs as he is known within the animal community was spotted in a compromising position with a goat on the outskirts of Dublin yesterday. When approached by a local farmer he aggresively defended his position by suggesting that he was merely "conducting an experiment in the shockability of goats". He is being detained in an animal free zone until gardai decide on further action to be taken against him. Adam, the goat in question is unsure whether or not to press charges. When questioned earlier today he said "Mr. Fox's actions, while terribly embarrassing for all involved seemed to be without malicious intent" Fox himself urged the public not to judge him until they spoke to Adam themselves. "He's an amazing goat, if you spoke to him once you'd understand the difficulty of not falling in love with him." A friend of Fox's, who was charged of shoplifting earlier this week, and wishes to remain anonymous said, "I'm not surprised to be honest, this goat loving element has been apparent in Richard for quite a while now, it was really only a matter of time" Shoplifting doesn't seem quite so bad now.