Post by FactFiend on Apr 1, 2005 5:13:53 GMT -5
Its me again,
bringing you more facts so horrible that they would make even dude puke his ring.
Today the truth will be lifted on the one you call sean l. Clancy...
It is a well known fact that sean was once part of a travelling musicals company performing the star roles of the great works of Andrew Loyd Webber, this shocking fact comes from the time he played joseph in "joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat".
on opening night of this fantastic show, the director stole the technicolor dream coat, for he had his own desires for the star actor. when sean went to get ready for the performance, he realised that his coat of many colours was missing. At this point the director came in to save the day. He told sean that, in the theatre if a prop or costume went missing it would magically reappear if the director fucked the star up the ass. Sean being young and foolish believed this tale and allowed the director to perform anal sex on him, but to his suprise the coat did not reappear. after this ordeal, the director had to come up with a quick solution. he ordered all the cast and crew into the dressing room, they would create a technicoloured dream coat of their own. The director got a big vase and started wanking into it, josephs brothers also started wanking into it, josphes father pissed into it, the wives (all having their period at the same time) poped their blob into it, the lepers put thier sores into it, the phareo took a shit into it. when everybody had contributed to the vase, the make-up people smeered this thick liquid all over poor sean as if it were body paint. Sean now had his technicoloured dream coat, It was red and yellow and pink and brown and green and blue and... you get the idea. from that day on sean never trusted another actor again...
these are the facts people
I shall return...
bringing you more facts so horrible that they would make even dude puke his ring.
Today the truth will be lifted on the one you call sean l. Clancy...
It is a well known fact that sean was once part of a travelling musicals company performing the star roles of the great works of Andrew Loyd Webber, this shocking fact comes from the time he played joseph in "joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat".
on opening night of this fantastic show, the director stole the technicolor dream coat, for he had his own desires for the star actor. when sean went to get ready for the performance, he realised that his coat of many colours was missing. At this point the director came in to save the day. He told sean that, in the theatre if a prop or costume went missing it would magically reappear if the director fucked the star up the ass. Sean being young and foolish believed this tale and allowed the director to perform anal sex on him, but to his suprise the coat did not reappear. after this ordeal, the director had to come up with a quick solution. he ordered all the cast and crew into the dressing room, they would create a technicoloured dream coat of their own. The director got a big vase and started wanking into it, josephs brothers also started wanking into it, josphes father pissed into it, the wives (all having their period at the same time) poped their blob into it, the lepers put thier sores into it, the phareo took a shit into it. when everybody had contributed to the vase, the make-up people smeered this thick liquid all over poor sean as if it were body paint. Sean now had his technicoloured dream coat, It was red and yellow and pink and brown and green and blue and... you get the idea. from that day on sean never trusted another actor again...
these are the facts people
I shall return...
