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Post by anon on Aug 20, 2005 18:37:06 GMT -5
Clontarf Man in Goat Shocker
Yesterday a young clontarf man was arrested with charges of animal abuse. The man in question Richard Fox or Reichard Fuchs as he is known within the animal community was spotted in a compromising position with a goat on the outskirts of Dublin yesterday. When approached by a local farmer he aggresively defended his position by suggesting that he was merely "conducting an experiment in the shockability of goats". He is being detained in an animal free zone until gardai decide on further action to be taken against him. Adam, the goat in question is unsure whether or not to press charges. When questioned earlier today he said "Mr. Fox's actions, while terribly embarrassing for all involved seemed to be without malicious intent" Fox himself urged the public not to judge him until they spoke to Adam themselves. "He's an amazing goat, if you spoke to him once you'd understand the difficulty of not falling in love with him." A friend of Fox's, who was charged with shoplifting earlier this week, and wishes to remain anonymous said, "I'm not surprised to be honest, this goat loving element has been apparent in Richard for quite a while now, it was really only a matter of time" Shoplifting doesn't seem quite so bad now.
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Post by newshound on Aug 25, 2005 12:29:36 GMT -5
in realted news, rich was up on animals again on tuesday night in the dublin 8 area.
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Post by conor john on Sept 7, 2005 11:17:09 GMT -5
fabulous news, i'm sooo happy for rich.........
RICHCON5
Any news from dublin? I mite go for a visit next week
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Post by conor is a cunt on Sept 15, 2005 23:34:59 GMT -5
liar
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Post by parx patton on Sept 16, 2005 7:30:36 GMT -5
if you come near dublin i'll kick you in mate.. kick you right in
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Post by stapo s on Dec 1, 2005 5:41:34 GMT -5
what walks on two legs and looks like a goat, richard fox in a bright yellow coat
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Post by Richard Fox on Dec 6, 2005 7:25:59 GMT -5
I would like to state with a degree of finality that i dont like goats, i like adam. we were meant to be together....and some day we shall be.
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Post by DRUMS on Dec 6, 2005 7:31:05 GMT -5
GOONTHEGOATS
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