Post by ginger death on May 6, 2005 12:26:46 GMT -5
the great fox hunt
its a simple game to play just load up on buckie get a large stick head to the clontarf and start looking.
first one to bag a fox gets to keep him
foxes are not morning creatures so dont expect to see one about before noon
always o wait never approach a fox from behind thats just what they want u to do
a fox is usually seen conversing with the ladys this is when he is at his most territorial and most agressive try to ease ure way in with a good natured joke about the shocker and when he is laughing BAM!!! thats when to strike. foxes are generaly goodnatured creatures but they will put up a fight as like most creatures they dont like been hit with a stick and been stuffed in a bag. when leaving clontarf it is advisable that u do so with the upmost secrecy as all foxes hunt in packs. the last thing u need is a pack of wild eyed savage foxes breathing down ure neck as u mont the 130 bus. if u are being chased by such a pack try and netralise by their attack by asking them a philsophical question like ' how many roads must a man walk down'. foxes are nature philosphers and will almost immediatley get boged down in semantics. while this is happing quetly slip away. foxes are dim and will not notcie u leave.
now what to do with ure fox when u get him home. firstly it important to feed and bath him all foxes are bad tempered when hungry.
when washing a fox try and be as rough as possible any tenderness will lead to a fox been aroused.
an aroused fox is not easily dealt with so it best to keep ure distance if this should happen at all cost keep ure aroused fox away from your girlfriend or mother.
over the next few days ure fox should gradual asmilate itself to its new surrondings and know dout at this stage will have found his way to ure local were he will most likely be engaging in his usual habits of drinking and conversing wit the ladys.
it is unlikely that ure fox will ever try and return to his natural habitat as foxes have no sense of direction.
rember a fox is not just for christmas
they are a little high matience but well worth the time and investment
its a simple game to play just load up on buckie get a large stick head to the clontarf and start looking.
first one to bag a fox gets to keep him
foxes are not morning creatures so dont expect to see one about before noon
always o wait never approach a fox from behind thats just what they want u to do
a fox is usually seen conversing with the ladys this is when he is at his most territorial and most agressive try to ease ure way in with a good natured joke about the shocker and when he is laughing BAM!!! thats when to strike. foxes are generaly goodnatured creatures but they will put up a fight as like most creatures they dont like been hit with a stick and been stuffed in a bag. when leaving clontarf it is advisable that u do so with the upmost secrecy as all foxes hunt in packs. the last thing u need is a pack of wild eyed savage foxes breathing down ure neck as u mont the 130 bus. if u are being chased by such a pack try and netralise by their attack by asking them a philsophical question like ' how many roads must a man walk down'. foxes are nature philosphers and will almost immediatley get boged down in semantics. while this is happing quetly slip away. foxes are dim and will not notcie u leave.
now what to do with ure fox when u get him home. firstly it important to feed and bath him all foxes are bad tempered when hungry.
when washing a fox try and be as rough as possible any tenderness will lead to a fox been aroused.
an aroused fox is not easily dealt with so it best to keep ure distance if this should happen at all cost keep ure aroused fox away from your girlfriend or mother.
over the next few days ure fox should gradual asmilate itself to its new surrondings and know dout at this stage will have found his way to ure local were he will most likely be engaging in his usual habits of drinking and conversing wit the ladys.
it is unlikely that ure fox will ever try and return to his natural habitat as foxes have no sense of direction.
rember a fox is not just for christmas
they are a little high matience but well worth the time and investment