snoop snoop snoop

[private dick]

lets just say ive been digging up some dirt on the boys, some of which you may find startling. im gonna have to spill the beans all the same, and no amount of money can keep this information from coming out...

first up, richard fox:

it turns out richard has been lying to us all these years, seemingly he's not 21, but 44 years old, enjoys reading the bible, collecting stamps, watching sporting events, playing cards and chess. he also likes to read and write about animals (dogs, rabbits,
horses, cattle). Hes not dub and was raised in country and worked on farms growing up.

fair enough you may think, but one thing he forgot to mention to us is that HES DEAD! and has been since 2003!

if you dont believe me check it out here: www.ccadp.org/richardfox.htm

you never saw that one coming did you? and if you think thats strange you should wait and see what else ive got in store for you...

stay tuned bozos!

[con hix]

i'm with the canadians

the nippons need rich

simple

[private mick]

Sickening as it may seem, Thomas Parkes has also been holding back on us. The latest Nippon claims to be a spritely 22 yearold media student, says trumpet is his strongest instrument and plays a live music\technotheatre\bramburgepunk\ set under the moniker of "Junkhausen".

Poppycock.

Thomas is the senior member of the oboe section of the St. Louis Symphony. He hails from El Paso, Texas and was a member of the U.S. army, where he played in the U.S. Army Band at Ft. Myers, Virginia, in the Washington, DC suburbs.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing of all is when Thom auditioned for the St. Louis Symphony, he played a Laubin oboe which he had obtained with the assistance of his teacher, Harold Gomberg.

Oh yeah, and he's married to Jan Parkes who is also a well-known St. Louis oboist.

Don't believe this shit?

idrs.colorado.edu/Publications/DR/DR10.1/DR10.1.Bukal.html